Don’t forget we love dogs

Dog Jokes

1. where do you find a dog with no legs?
– Right where you left it


2. Why was the dog stealing shingles?
– He wanted to become a woofer


3. What do you call a dog with no legs?

– It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call


4. Why do dogs make terrible dance partners?
– They’ve got two left feet!


5. If your dog was barking on the front door and your wife knocking on the back door, who should you let in first?
– The dog, because at least it would shut up once it got in.


6. Two guys come across a dog licking it’s own balls.

– One of them says, “man I wish I could do that.”

– The other one says, “I’d pet him first if I were you”.


7. Our dog suddenly ran to the front door and barked. “Who is that?”, my son asked.

– “It was the dog”, I responded.


8. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
– It was impossible to put down.


9. What do you call a deaf dog?

– Anything you like, it can’t hear you.


10. Me: My dog has no nose.

Friend: How does he smell?

Me: Awful.