Don’t forget to knock on wood

Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!

 

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.

 

3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.

 

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!

 

5. Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears

 

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!.

 

7. Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic

 

8. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!

 

9. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!

 

10. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.