Knock Knock Jokes

Posted by madjokeworld | Dec 27, 2021 | Knock knock jokes | 111 |

Knock knock Jokes

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Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!

2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.

3. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.

4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time!

5. Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears

6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel!.

7. Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic

8. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!

9. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!

10. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Sorry, I prefer Google.

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111 Comments

Nora Cooke on February 7, 2023 at 10:32 am
The best
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- Cathy on March 17, 2023 at 1:26 pm
  what
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  - ava on February 7, 2024 at 6:34 pm
    hi
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- AURELIO on March 28, 2023 at 10:15 am
  YES ITS GOD
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  - isaiah on March 29, 2023 at 7:24 am
    hi
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    - Anonymous on April 27, 2023 at 4:57 pm
      Hi
      Reply
      - Hu on May 15, 2023 at 3:38 pm
        Hi
      - Anonymous on September 28, 2023 at 1:14 pm
        hi
      - Anonymous on October 8, 2023 at 7:16 pm
        THis15 pregnit lady ingod it
      - Riley on December 18, 2023 at 3:56 pm
        yolo
      - yourmom on December 19, 2023 at 1:21 pm
        hi
      - Londyn on January 1, 2024 at 7:01 pm
        Banana banana who banana split
      - nancy on February 7, 2024 at 3:23 pm
        you are a dummy
    - Christopher Mota on April 29, 2023 at 3:07 pm
      Hi Isaiah
      Reply
      - Anonymous on October 8, 2023 at 7:17 pm
        hi
    - me on May 20, 2023 at 7:13 pm
      hi biach
      Reply
  - graceie on March 29, 2023 at 5:44 pm
    *Good*
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    - rrrrrrrrrrrrr on April 22, 2023 at 11:44 am
      td hgf hg ggg
      Reply
    - Anonymous on April 24, 2023 at 10:40 am
      NOT FUNNY
      Reply
      - Anonymous on May 1, 2023 at 5:13 am
        your not funny
      - Anonymous on May 12, 2023 at 10:01 am
        your men
      - Anonymous on January 1, 2024 at 3:54 pm
        be restpectful even when it is not funny
      - hannah on February 9, 2024 at 3:57 pm
        butt funny
    - me on May 20, 2023 at 7:14 pm
      hi biach
      mother fucker
      Reply
      - Anonymous on October 8, 2023 at 7:19 pm
        areyou tallking to me
    - Anonymous on May 25, 2023 at 5:06 am
      Fuck you yr shit
      sssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt
      Reply
    - Anonymous on October 8, 2023 at 7:21 pm
      im pregnit i have a baby
      Reply
    - Lil on November 4, 2023 at 9:26 am
      Hi
      Reply
  - Anonymous on April 3, 2023 at 5:36 pm
    knock knock
    Reply
    - jade on April 13, 2023 at 7:01 pm
      whos there
      Reply
      - lauren on April 29, 2023 at 6:09 pm
        yo mamma so fat
  - Anonymous on June 17, 2023 at 10:43 am
    you are funny
    Reply
  - Hunter on September 10, 2023 at 6:31 pm
    The dog jokes don’t make sense
    Reply
    - HUNTER on February 14, 2024 at 8:57 pm
      yeah dog jokes are not making sense
      Reply
- Gavin on April 17, 2023 at 6:33 pm
  Terrible👁️👄👁️
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  - Ibrahim on May 11, 2023 at 7:30 pm
    Bruhh
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    - Anonymous on October 8, 2023 at 7:18 pm
      you all ned to stop
      Reply
- aidan on May 21, 2023 at 11:38 am
  good jokes but some of them dont make sense
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  - Chris on September 12, 2023 at 4:33 am
    Gg
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- Gimsbbs on October 7, 2023 at 9:55 am
  Shit
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- Anonymous on November 1, 2023 at 6:05 pm
  Bffae
  Reply
- ben Dover on December 19, 2023 at 9:01 pm
  nah u wildin fr
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- Anonymous on December 23, 2023 at 8:48 am
  Hahaha
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- Ezra A Cox on December 26, 2023 at 3:01 pm
  stfu niger
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- Ed on February 2, 2024 at 8:30 am
  Ring, Ring
  Who’s there?
  Isabel
  Isabel Who?
  Isabel Ringing?
  Reply
- TTTTTTTT on February 18, 2024 at 4:25 pm
  NO BAD MY FRIENDS DID NOT LAFT
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Da PRETTY GIRL on February 22, 2023 at 4:22 pm
you got that right!!!=]
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- Anonymous on May 1, 2023 at 4:00 pm
  your not pretty your ugly
  Reply
  - Anonymous on May 6, 2023 at 5:18 pm
    Wow that is so mean
    Reply
  - Anonymous on June 24, 2023 at 5:55 am
    It’s “You’re”, not “your”. Pay attention in school.
    Reply
    - Anonymous on November 18, 2023 at 5:54 pm
      🤓☝ “eRm AcTuAlLy”
      Reply
your mo on February 23, 2023 at 5:04 pm
soo cool
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- Anonymous on February 26, 2023 at 5:01 pm
  funny
  Reply
  - Ava on April 13, 2023 at 4:03 pm
    Hi
    Reply
- Anonymous on May 17, 2023 at 10:23 am
  Thank you for the jokes
  Reply
Jasmin the best on February 26, 2023 at 8:07 pm
Some of the jokes don’t make sense
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- Anonymous on March 4, 2023 at 1:27 pm
  n ,n lk n
  Reply
- hi on March 9, 2023 at 10:44 am
  gfrfghyfdrtjfcvtyjsrhxfrtfgrthsjxcfyden
  Reply
  - dragons!!!!!!!!! on March 18, 2023 at 8:50 am
    you forgot the youtube.com part 😉 HEHEHE!!!!!!!!!
    Reply
    - Anonymous on March 23, 2023 at 10:57 am
      Funny hehe
      Reply
  - ava on February 7, 2024 at 6:35 pm
    vvdtbyuk thfbhgb d
    Reply
- Anonymous on March 29, 2023 at 7:24 am
  what
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  - Neko seek on May 5, 2023 at 11:45 am
    Haha
    Reply
Anonymous on February 27, 2023 at 8:23 pm
it was funny!
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Anonymous on March 1, 2023 at 9:39 am
bruh
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ben dover on March 2, 2023 at 11:37 am
goofy ahh
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- Anonymous on March 8, 2023 at 6:04 pm
  fr
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- Anonymous on April 3, 2023 at 4:37 pm
  Hi
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- WEEEEEEE ITS MARIO on September 26, 2023 at 1:49 pm
  BENNNN DOVER
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  - WEEEEEEE ITS MARIO on September 26, 2023 at 1:50 pm
    PLUS IN REALLY DUMB
    LIKE REALLY
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camron on March 10, 2023 at 6:41 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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- Toot on April 16, 2023 at 10:15 am
  Deez nuts in your mmmmmmmmmooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  Reply
Anonymous on March 13, 2023 at 12:20 pm
Deez nuts
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- Maya Walton on April 8, 2023 at 10:50 am
  deez nuts
  Reply
yasss on March 14, 2023 at 5:09 am
some are funny i did them on my parents
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- Anonymous on March 19, 2023 at 11:45 am
  Me too
  Reply
Arianna on March 19, 2023 at 11:44 am
Where did the Color blue come from
I don’t know out of the blue
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duke pee on March 20, 2023 at 1:19 pm
weird
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- Eddie on April 27, 2023 at 12:01 pm
  A Pizza Delivery
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Anonymous on March 29, 2023 at 6:51 pm
Beast knock knock jokes ever <333
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Payton on April 7, 2023 at 9:21 am
Ha me and my friend laughed
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Anonymous on April 18, 2023 at 6:34 am
My feet smells
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Anonymous on April 19, 2023 at 3:22 pm
h
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Anonymous on April 27, 2023 at 5:17 pm
lol im bubba
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Anonymous on May 2, 2023 at 7:00 am
Now these are funny!!! 🙂 _0_
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sexy on May 3, 2023 at 2:30 pm
uwu
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- Addi on May 11, 2023 at 1:36 pm
  Um UwU UWU SQUAD
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Addi on May 11, 2023 at 1:35 pm
Best joke book ever. Got my whole family crakin up! Keep it up!!!!! ;p
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Anonymous on May 11, 2023 at 8:39 pm
i have herpes
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kailey on May 17, 2023 at 7:16 am
Wow these are good jokes, but I think there should be more jokes
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- Anonymous on November 3, 2023 at 9:42 am
  there should be more jokes.
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Scammer on May 30, 2023 at 11:51 am
Bruh none of this helped me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 this is bad!
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Hacker on May 30, 2023 at 11:52 am
It shows NOTHING THIS IS BAD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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- Anonymous on May 30, 2023 at 12:54 pm
  Hi I slept with your mom
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  - Sucky sucky on October 7, 2023 at 9:56 am
    Big ballsack with shit stains
    Reply
Dok on June 17, 2023 at 8:38 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there
Suck
Suck who
These jokes suck
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perry Campanella on August 16, 2023 at 4:39 am
Knock Knock
who’s there?
My Damn
madamn Who?
my damn shirt is caught in this door &
that is why I keep on knockin’
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Suc on October 7, 2023 at 9:57 am
Big ballsack with shit stains
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- gracie on October 8, 2023 at 7:23 pm
  ha ha
  Reply
Anonymous on November 5, 2023 at 1:12 pm
these jokes so stupid 😂
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- Anonymous on December 16, 2023 at 10:52 am
  WASSAP
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shoubhit on November 7, 2023 at 8:29 am
yah i agree so dumb
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Anonymous on November 8, 2023 at 10:44 am
bro so funny on my siblins
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Anonymous on December 19, 2023 at 4:50 pm
NO THANKS I AM ALLERGIC
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SRA on December 21, 2023 at 3:56 pm
Nice jokes! My mom laughed soooooooooooo hard at them. Thank you
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- SRA on December 22, 2023 at 2:10 pm
  yessir
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Ezra A Cox on December 26, 2023 at 3:01 pm
stfu niger
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mrprime on February 6, 2024 at 6:38 pm
bruh
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Alex on February 8, 2024 at 9:29 am
HahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahaha
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Anonymous on February 9, 2024 at 5:59 pm
Hi guys btw these r funny
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Anonymous on February 14, 2024 at 6:07 pm
lol
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