Marriage Jokes
Yes we are married too
Marital Jokes
1. When should you love thy neighbor?
– When her husband’s away on business.
2. How is a wife like bacon?
– They both look, smell, and taste amazing. They also both slowly kill you.
3. What’s the difference between “incomplete” and “finished”??
– A man without a wife feels incomplete. Once married, he’s finished.
4. What’s the difference between men and women?
– Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake their entire marriage.
5. Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
6. Wife: “Can I spend $20,000 on breast implants?”
Husband: “Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?”
Wife: “I don’t get it.”
Husband: “Worked on your ass, didn’t it?”
7. Some people say their wedding was the best day of their lives.
– I’m guessing they’ve never had two candy bars fall out of the vending machine simultaneously.
8. My partner told me I was rude for yawning when we were arguing.
– I told them I wasn’t yawning, I thought it was my turn to speak.
9. What do a wife and a grenade have in common?
– They both leave you hurt when you pull off the ring.
10. Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house?
– Your husband.
werty
Hello I hate your jokes
boy I am guessing
dont be rude because I think that persons jokes are cool.
ikr
I agree
bruh u had to leave a comment.
Niceeee
same I only hate deez ones
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Hi
i hate them too man
these suck bro get a different hobby
Negative get a life
I hate you
DONT BE MEAN
Riude
so do u hate yourself
don’t be rude. these are good joke. these made my parents laugh. so just shut it
I love your jokes
it was so funny like the last one
just saying none are funny bro
I no right
what the hell is werty?
idk
im gay
Lloooooovvvvvvveeeee yer jokes
Im not being rude…I am just saying that one of your jokes said a bad word.. But other than that I LOVE your jokes!!!=]
i know
THEY SUCK SUCK SUCK
I bet I’m better looking than you
what huh what
one of the jokes says a bad word
ggg
need more jokes
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this is too funny especially Which one of your kids will never grow up and move out of the house?
– Your husband.When should you love thy neighbor?
– When her husband’s away on business.
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I do not like these jokes these are bad. No offense.
I bet I’m better looking than you
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I hate your joke ps ouewwwwwwww
Your jokes are smelly
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bru after reading these jokes i feel like a new man. know i can finally beat my wife with ease P.S I LOLed to all your jokes🤣
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PLs sux my big succukent balls they r swollen Lol! suc the poisson out plz it feel so good thx kitty
PLs sux my big succukent balls they r swollen Lol! suc the poisson out plz it feel so good thx kitten. (uwu)
bros dead
A few were good. All the others weren’t..
Talk about rude and distasteful marriage jokes. Obviously not not married!
absolutely horrible and weird such a moron get a life idiots